Riddle for my Boyfriend?

Marita Stadick: You could get him a present with a bottom at least bigger than a piece of paper. On the bottom you could write something like "Repeat ______ (Your choice of words) to cupids selection for yourself and you will be rewarded by love". When comes up and tells you the words you choose and kiss him/give him a treat. ORYou could send him to places in your town and leave notes either stuck to a table or get a friend to be in the with the note to give it to him when he comes in. The last one can send him to a romantic place where you can do whatever you want.ORSend him around the town picking up bits of a shredded piece of paper with your location on it. People could be holding it or it could be stuck on a table and get someone to watch it. ORGive him a riddle that doesn't make sense and when he asks you the answer just kiss him.**I know that one isn't really like the others but its less time consuming....Show more

Clinton Quant: When he's sitting on the co! uch kneel down in front of him and say, "What has two thumbs and is about to suck your cock". Then you close your hands but leave your thumbs out, and point to yourself with your thumbs and say "This Girl!" (or "this guy", or "this" whatever the hell you are).... It's win win the guy gets a BJ, and you get to keep your boy friend. Everybody's happy!

Marielle Hedeiros: Err..you can just give him a special gift and NOT put any hidden messages or anything in it and then well tell him that you're sorry that you don't have any poems for him?!? xD xD xD